All Movie Reviews

Troll

The REAL origin of Harry Potter!

Reviewed Aug 20, 2014

Children of the Corn (1984)

Now Playing Podcast listeners, lend us your ear (of corn)!

Reviewed Aug 19, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Turtle-Man, Turtle-Man, does whatever a turtle can!

Reviewed Aug 12, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy

Aint no podcast like us, but us! So listen now!

Reviewed Aug 4, 2014

TMNT

You don't have to wait 3,000 years for the stars to align...

Reviewed Jul 29, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

It's Cowabunga to the future!

Reviewed Jul 22, 2014

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Shakespearean tragedy starring motion-capture monkeys.

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Go podcast! Go podcast! Go! Podcast, podcast, rap!

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

Speed Racer

It's not about cars, it's about family...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Major League Podcasting is back in town!

Reviewed Jul 8, 2014

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The first prequel to actually do it right?

Reviewed Jul 4, 2014

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Marky Mark and the Robo Bunch!

Reviewed Jul 1, 2014

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Marky Mark and the Primate Bunch

Reviewed Jun 27, 2014

Trucks

Might be time for the junk yard for this franchise...

Reviewed Jun 24, 2014

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

The franchise runs out of budget but not ideas.

Reviewed Jun 20, 2014

Maximum Overdrive

Dirty podcasts done dirt cheap!

Reviewed Jun 17, 2014

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

The franchise finally bares its teeth

Reviewed Jun 13, 2014

2010: The Year We Make Contact

Let's all come together and listen together!

Reviewed Jun 10, 2014

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Apes discover Los Angeles is the real dystopia.

Reviewed Jun 6, 2014

2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sorry, Dave but you must listen now!

Reviewed Jun 3, 2014

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Planet of the telepathic cultists???

Reviewed May 30, 2014

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone on this rev...

Reviewed May 27, 2014

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Get your hands on this damn dirty podcast!

Reviewed May 23, 2014

Godzilla (2014)

The OG (Original Godzilla) is back and brand new.

Reviewed May 22, 2014