Thriller movies we've reviewed

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

Would you set me on fire? I'd set me on fire. I'd set me ...

Reviewed Oct 9, 2020

The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 (1985)

Sleazy Riders

Reviewed Oct 2, 2020

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

I think we're more than six degrees away from Kevin Bacon...

Reviewed Sep 29, 2020

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

You mean this isn’t the one with Julie Andrews twirling...

Reviewed Sep 25, 2020

The Last House on the Left (2009)

It couldn’t possibly be more brutal than my subprime mo...

Reviewed Sep 18, 2020

The Last House on the Left (1972)

One, two... Fred and Krug are coming for you!

Reviewed Sep 11, 2020

Secret Window

How much is that doggie in the window… oh wait! Nevermind.

Reviewed Aug 11, 2020

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

The Reborn Identity

Reviewed Jul 28, 2020

The Sum of All Fears

Good Nuke Hunting

Reviewed Jul 21, 2020

Clear and Present Danger

Just Say No Recasting

Reviewed Jul 14, 2020

Patriot Games

Get off my franchise!

Reviewed Jul 7, 2020

Color of Night

50 Shades of Raspberry

Reviewed Jul 3, 2020

The Hunt for Red October

Sonofabitch, I found Red Sonja instead!

Reviewed Jun 30, 2020

Candyman: Day of the Dead

When all that’s left in the candy dish is Snickers...

Reviewed Jun 19, 2020

Escape from L.A.

Nobody walks in LA…

Reviewed Jun 16, 2020

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Why give up meat for Lent when you can give up your entir...

Reviewed Jun 12, 2020

Candyman (1992)

♪Who can cut you open... From your groin to gullet? Wit...

Reviewed Jun 5, 2020

Contagion

Don't socially distance yourself from this topical movie ...

Reviewed May 19, 2020

Outbreak

Just when you thought it was safe to head back to the mov...

Reviewed May 5, 2020

Warning Sign

Corn of the Dead

Reviewed Apr 28, 2020

The Andromeda Strain (1971)

🎝 How do you solve a problem like Andromeda 🎜

Reviewed Apr 21, 2020

The Satan Bug

The Spy Who Vaccinated Me

Reviewed Apr 14, 2020

Panic in the Streets

Take an old school remedy for what plagues today’s movi...

Reviewed Apr 7, 2020

The King of Fighters

So why does my magic earpiece only connect me with KFC?

Reviewed Mar 10, 2020