Movies we've reviewed featuring John Ortiz

Nobody 2

Nobody Asked for This

Reviewed Aug 19, 2025

Blackhat

Malware Vice

Reviewed Apr 11, 2025

The Cloverfield Paradox

Blame Mandela Effect if this isn’t as awesome now as it...

Reviewed Nov 13, 2020

Kong: Skull Island

Ape-pocalypse Now

Reviewed Mar 3, 2020

Miami Vice

Time is luck (so feel blessed you live in an era without ...

Reviewed Sep 13, 2019

Bumblebee

The Last Knight

Reviewed Jan 1, 2019

Carlito’s Way

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

Reviewed Aug 10, 2018

Fast & Furious 6

Hide the baby oil--we're reviewing Fast & Furious 6!

Reviewed Mar 31, 2015

Fast & Furious

Now with the latest in GPS technology!

Reviewed Mar 17, 2015

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

How cool would it have been if the alien chest-bursted ou...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2010