Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary’s Baby Series Episode 3

Does eating the heart out of a prostitute make someone Satanic, or just French?

Ooh la la! Rosemary’s Baby gets born again in 2014 as a two-night TV miniseries set in Paris. Maybe Satan should be the one nervous about this new pregnancy, because Avatar ass-kicker Zoe Saldana has replaced mousy Mia Farrow as Lucifer’s next booty call. Will Gamora lose her mind trying to figure out why her nerdy husband joined a coven of witches to murder her friends and promote his novel? And will the original film’s subtle paranoia go out the window as it’s translated to network television? Donate for Gold Level and receive this bundle of joy now.