My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
Sadder than the kid who got no valentines in the 3rd grade exchange
This was an early Now Playing Podcast review, shorter and spoiler-free. It was not intended to be part of our My Bloody Valentine Retrospective Series.
Arnie and Marjorie take an “in-depth” look at My Bloody Valentine 3D, the latest genre offering from Lionsgate. Reviving an ’80s slasher with modern 3D gimmicks, pickaxes flying at the audience, and a Valentine’s Day body count, the film aims to prove that horror remakes can still draw blood. But does the added depth actually enhance the scares, or is this just another recycled slasher relying on nostalgia and novelty? Is My Bloody Valentine 3D something to cherish forever, or does it leave the hosts cold and broken-hearted?

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